Weird Tumblr Themes

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

socomicallygay:

in honor of the fourth anniversary of one direction, a moment of silence for everything else i could have been doing with my life

I always look my.best when I feel my worst I’n hopes thst it will put some balance thst makes sense I my life

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

Let’s raise children who won’t have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."
-(via misslucy-rose)

lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

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godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

at a horror movie

bf:  are you scared?
me:  in this economy who wouldn't be