"I would but #brokecollegestudent"
"Theres a brief moment when you first wake up, where you have no memories. A blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness."
Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER