Weird Tumblr Themes

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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"I would but #brokecollegestudent"
-(via slapmytitties)

davestridersbabygravy:

heir-of-space-kyle-m:

davestridersbabygravy:

skeletons are so weird like wtf they dont have eyes

that’s because they’re blind to the haters

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"Theres a brief moment when you first wake up, where you have no memories. A blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness."
-AnnaSophia Robb, The Carrie Diaries (via collapsed)

collapsed:

*me at starbucks*

starbucks worker: what size do you want?

me: ariana grande

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous


Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid:  Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult:  YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

oreides:

the-vashta-nerada:

when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it

nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash